Cheesy movie lines
1. The black hulkish looking guy to the vampire in 'From Dusk till Dawn'
Yo monkey man!
2. Miles Raymond to Maya in 'Sideways'
Uh, I don't know, I don't know. Um, it's a hard grape to grow, as you know. Right? It's uh, it's thin-skinned, temperamental, ripens early. It's, you know, it's not a survivor like Cabernet, which can just grow anywhere and uh, thrive even when it's neglected. No, Pinot needs constant care and attention. You know? And in fact it can only grow in these really specific, little, tucked away corners of the world. And, and only the most patient and nurturing of growers can do it, really. Only somebody who really takes the time to understand Pinot's potential can then coax it into its fullest expression. Then, I mean, oh its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant and thrilling and subtle and... ancient on the planet.
3. The Bride to Elle Driver in 'Kill Bill Vol 2'
Bitch, you don't have a future
4. Ash to the peoples in 'Army of Darkness'. I had the good fortune of watching this one, a grace de refined taste of a pest.
Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
Yo monkey man!
2. Miles Raymond to Maya in 'Sideways'
Uh, I don't know, I don't know. Um, it's a hard grape to grow, as you know. Right? It's uh, it's thin-skinned, temperamental, ripens early. It's, you know, it's not a survivor like Cabernet, which can just grow anywhere and uh, thrive even when it's neglected. No, Pinot needs constant care and attention. You know? And in fact it can only grow in these really specific, little, tucked away corners of the world. And, and only the most patient and nurturing of growers can do it, really. Only somebody who really takes the time to understand Pinot's potential can then coax it into its fullest expression. Then, I mean, oh its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant and thrilling and subtle and... ancient on the planet.
3. The Bride to Elle Driver in 'Kill Bill Vol 2'
Bitch, you don't have a future
4. Ash to the peoples in 'Army of Darkness'. I had the good fortune of watching this one, a grace de refined taste of a pest.
Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
posted by mimosa pudica at 10:44 PM
1 Comments:
Now that I am nesting half a world away, it is not so easy to swat me, is it?
'Refinement' runs in the family. We all say grace before we rob graves.
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