Tuesday, April 25, 2006
bleah..
A conversation..
A: Your nose in this pic is most revealing.
B: As in .. my nostrils are huge and you can see through? That can't be good..
A: hmm..it shows your defiant, dominant personality and the repressed anger.
B: Really?
A: No.
A: Your nose in this pic is most revealing.
B: As in .. my nostrils are huge and you can see through? That can't be good..
A: hmm..it shows your defiant, dominant personality and the repressed anger.
B: Really?
A: No.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Cheesy movie lines
1. The black hulkish looking guy to the vampire in 'From Dusk till Dawn'
Yo monkey man!
2. Miles Raymond to Maya in 'Sideways'
Uh, I don't know, I don't know. Um, it's a hard grape to grow, as you know. Right? It's uh, it's thin-skinned, temperamental, ripens early. It's, you know, it's not a survivor like Cabernet, which can just grow anywhere and uh, thrive even when it's neglected. No, Pinot needs constant care and attention. You know? And in fact it can only grow in these really specific, little, tucked away corners of the world. And, and only the most patient and nurturing of growers can do it, really. Only somebody who really takes the time to understand Pinot's potential can then coax it into its fullest expression. Then, I mean, oh its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant and thrilling and subtle and... ancient on the planet.
3. The Bride to Elle Driver in 'Kill Bill Vol 2'
Bitch, you don't have a future
4. Ash to the peoples in 'Army of Darkness'. I had the good fortune of watching this one, a grace de refined taste of a pest.
Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
Yo monkey man!
2. Miles Raymond to Maya in 'Sideways'
Uh, I don't know, I don't know. Um, it's a hard grape to grow, as you know. Right? It's uh, it's thin-skinned, temperamental, ripens early. It's, you know, it's not a survivor like Cabernet, which can just grow anywhere and uh, thrive even when it's neglected. No, Pinot needs constant care and attention. You know? And in fact it can only grow in these really specific, little, tucked away corners of the world. And, and only the most patient and nurturing of growers can do it, really. Only somebody who really takes the time to understand Pinot's potential can then coax it into its fullest expression. Then, I mean, oh its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant and thrilling and subtle and... ancient on the planet.
3. The Bride to Elle Driver in 'Kill Bill Vol 2'
Bitch, you don't have a future
4. Ash to the peoples in 'Army of Darkness'. I had the good fortune of watching this one, a grace de refined taste of a pest.
Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
moments.
If you could capture romance and create a working formula every single time you need 'it' to work.. if only you could..
moments of...
watching the shadows of the leaves in the moist red mud scattered with dried hibiscus flowers... from the comfort of a cool shade on a hot summer afternoon
singing old songs in the moon light with family on summer nights..
listening to classical music early in the morning sipping a hot cup of coffee with grandmother's voice in the background.. chattering with the vegetable vendor or was it the maid....
soaking in the sudden summer showers at 4 in the evening.. in the warm backdrop of the golden sun..
having hot pakoras with chai on a rainy afternoon..
meeting a certain someone in a coffeeshop and browsing for books later ... the sheer kick of sneaking out of the office midday..
being around the world ...all while watching pictures in a digital camera..
listening to 'aaj kal paav zamin par nahin padte mere..' , 'marugelara o raghava..' , 'give me love, give me peace..' and countless others.
sharing some laughs during the lunch hour with the girls ...
ohh.. the moments that are filled with pure joy...
can one create the moments when needed? they wouldnt be so beautiful if it werent for the suddenness, impulsiveness, rebellion and madness.. would they..?
moments of...
watching the shadows of the leaves in the moist red mud scattered with dried hibiscus flowers... from the comfort of a cool shade on a hot summer afternoon
singing old songs in the moon light with family on summer nights..
listening to classical music early in the morning sipping a hot cup of coffee with grandmother's voice in the background.. chattering with the vegetable vendor or was it the maid....
soaking in the sudden summer showers at 4 in the evening.. in the warm backdrop of the golden sun..
having hot pakoras with chai on a rainy afternoon..
meeting a certain someone in a coffeeshop and browsing for books later ... the sheer kick of sneaking out of the office midday..
being around the world ...all while watching pictures in a digital camera..
listening to 'aaj kal paav zamin par nahin padte mere..' , 'marugelara o raghava..' , 'give me love, give me peace..' and countless others.
sharing some laughs during the lunch hour with the girls ...
ohh.. the moments that are filled with pure joy...
can one create the moments when needed? they wouldnt be so beautiful if it werent for the suddenness, impulsiveness, rebellion and madness.. would they..?